Minneapolis, MN - People all over the metro area rejoiced today as two local jackasses finally shut the hell up and took their nonsense to the Internet, where it could be safely ignored. The two men, who have been talking about creating a venue for their sketches, articles, and random ideas for years, finally made good on their threats and created this blog, which you are now reading, which means that you're one of their moms. Hi Mom.
They hope that by starting this blog, it will rocket them to instant stardom, billions of dollars, and Jedi Knighthood. They would also like if their absurd musings brought a smile to your face, and maybe even made you laugh a little bit. If they made you pee your pants from laughter, please comment, they would love to hear about it, but not in a weird sexual way. That's gross.
So, yeah...what do ya' think about that? sound cool? You know a lot of people would think its unprofessional to ask for questions in the middle of your article, but I never went to journalism school. I just enjoy feedback from my listeners. I feel that we grow closer with ever article. Maybe close enough to be... best friends? sweet, text me later new best friends!
Ronnie Waldajawski~AP Wire
XOXO
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I, uh, am on official follower. Creeped out yet?
ReplyDeleteNot your mom, but I'm your sister.
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